Remember July the 22th AAAND Mad Max

Today we remember the horrific events at Battle of Anzen... I take off my baseball cap for the losses. 

I have been toying around with this idea for a while now... Mad Max was a great movie, and that's coming from someone who despise so called action movies. That movie was "balls to walls", as the colloquially say in podcasts. How the word colloquially is spelled I do not know, however.

This toying around with a Mad Max-themed Lord of the Rings army obviously sound like the ravings of a mad man (pun in-fucking-tended), which incidentally it might be, nevertheless, the official reason it came to be was I finally got my stuff together and FINALLY made some nice casts of my Great Beast of the Plain.

Dudes above are the leftovers and they are not the good models, so I figured the should go down the ol' convershun road, what with all their bubbly and faulty condishuns, and give them a total make-over, repimp my pimp-car, total grand design my face etc...

You may or may not remember my mûmakil-conversion. The howdah above was a leftover and I might get some use for it as part of the alternate "War Rig" that I will have to design, following the limitations of Arda.

Rest of the parts... I'll make up a nice background story, put together some crazy beasts and then we're off, towards hoooobbybyyybyybyb-laaaaaand! It's been a while crocodile... 

Also, welcome to the Russian follower who may or may not be a real person, he's the 60th follower. I have NEVER had more than 60 followers, but often less, and then someone unsubscribe or unfollow, and after a few years I get another. Sometimes the drop is larger, and sometimes the "resubbing" comes in chunks as well - it all depends on whether I am on a roll or make a spectacularly popular post. Often times I offend someone. This post probably offends a lot of people, but such is life in Sweden and Europe and elsewhere.

Before anyone has a comment about the date, please remember what the rest of our media say when it's the other way around:


Oldhammer Giant: Painting of...

Hello all you good people and hobbyists and other -ists.Here we have 'im, the yuuuge giant with his weird inbred legs, strange FAS-face* and other things. See the older posts for further information on this giant of a giant...

FAS) Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

An elven leader to show this dude's scale. He is a big goy...

Lots of painting to be done but the skin is pretty much done.

The dude carries some basic gear with him - he doesn't need much as he can just take what he needs. Life is breddy gud when you're the biggest guy in da army...

Another size comparison... Also showing off his butt and his weird goat-feet.

I have made a mould that turned out very decent. Message me below to buy one! 36 EUR for the model and P&P included. Do yourself a FUCKING favour and fucking buy one (1) or two (2)!!!

Llama out!

PS) Phanks guys for your patience with my slow updating of this blog, I will go back to the standards of 2012-2013 as soon as possible. Stuff is just in the way currently!