I want you to picture my hyperabridged version of the rules as the two female humans above: Too young and not especially intelligent - not yet! But, they do have one thing, and that is potential. Instead of how I see the official Rules book of WotR:
Polished enough, but boring and old (the two women above are the same girls as the first picture, time flies when you work on a rules project like this - as you may remember: Women age like milk. The girls on top are 14 years old, and the women above are 35... so... yeah... ).
But why all these annoying happy faces? Because this is the only way I expect to get any input at all on my rules project. The worst part is, when I am done with this shit, I intend to publish a smooth version of Battle Companies... Look at those happy alcoholics and cocainist and whatnot. That's how your life would look if you were female. Still think it's funny to have fun? Well, see below...
I should probably add that I am doing a lot of heavy drugs to even manage to look at this super boring rules project. Hence this minorly confused post. All that aside, here is what I have removed from my abridged PDF:
Please let me know if you want me to add rules for the releases from the Hobbit. Such as the trolls from the movies (like the Catapult Trolls/Master Blasters - see below).
Two old Special Ear-dudes sharing a cigar.
That is all for this evening. Expect an update tomorrow with something more meaty.